Showing posts with label crackers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crackers. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

.FOOrD BLOrG. Calling for backup Moufs.

Alright, so I needed back up and Sarah was game so one night I made a sampler plater. Well the next night Dave and Rosa came by so I made another sampler plater for them and here is how it broke down:In order to save time Sarah will be represented by S, David by D, and Rosa by R.
S-Liked it. Functionable to erase bad tastes. (see next snack) Not good chewing gum.
D-Tastes like pinesol and ginger. Flavor dissapates quickly.
R- Tastes of chlorine. I like it but it tastes like chlorine.
S- Compressed arlic salt and one drop of blood.
D-Pee, chicken boulion and salt.
R-salt and chicken.
S-Tastes like Jaeger.
D-Tastes like amaretto.
R-Agreed. Ameretto Jaeger.
S- Like licking a dusty leather boot.
D-Bad pulled pork
R-Frittos and beef


Yup, these here are essentially cheetos but Tom Yum soup flavor.

dirk-They smell of lemon grass and taste of lemongrass. Doesn't taste like the soup but they are spicy and taste also of lime. I ate quite a few.
S-Tastes like lemongrass and they are spicy...give you fish breath. Or seaweed.
D-Breath smells like fish, of the sea.
R-delicious, spicy, loved it.
That concludes our sampler platter experiment. All of these have there own blog post with the exception of the tom yum fritto chips. I'd like to take this moment to thank my contributers for their valiant efforts and brave tounges.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

.FOOrD BLOrG. crunchy snackies

Somewhere between Mexico and Japan lies the aim of this salty snack from Japan. It is called CRATZ (which sounds like a sound alike swear a kid would say at school) and the flavor is Mexican chicken flavor and it is supposed to have almonds somewhere in the mix.

1- It smells like upscale dry pet food.

2- I expected this to go many different ways in the arena of taste but I didn't guess correctly.

3-Salty Salty Salty

4-This snack is so sodium laden that I bet it would give a bullion cube a run for its money.

5- Intense is an understatement. After one tiny chunk I was finished with this experiment. Yet for the sake of science I had another just to make sure. No other taste really comes to the for front and now that I had seconds I think it made my breath smell a little like pee.

Yep, this is not for me. According to the packaging I am guessing you should eat this with a cold beer but why you would want to ruin a perfectly good beer experience with this is beyond me. Even the poor quality beer I drink doesn't deserve that sort of treatment. Maybe the makers of this snack had actual snacks from Mexico and thought they should lower the bar. I don't know for sure but that seems the most logical to me. Please excuse me I need to brush my teeth again.